The Omega Patent.

I was so inspired by Blackboard's patent on transmitting educational information between computers that today I submitted my own patent on a system called 'Intelligence'.

For the layman the description of my patent is essential this:
"The process by which a thing is made better or worse or different."

And for those of you that are better with pictures, here's an example.

Notice how the graphical example I provided is different from the sentence above, but demonstrates the same information - yet another demonstration of my patented system.